I has sad

I wish that if you could just look past everything that i'm not, then you'll start to appreciate everything that i am.

Simple Guide to Life

A compilation of tested & proven guides to life that works for me, but might not on you. Read with caution, like seriously. :D

1. If you have sensitive skin, stay away from body piercing. Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Do not feel the need to make any necessary addition.

2. When you're planning to bitch about someone, better not think about it & text at the same time. Chances are you'll mistakenly forward the message to the unintended recipient. (:

3. Contrary to what many believes, it pays to be bitchy at times. So choose your friends carefully. See with your heart, not with your eyes for it can only look so far.

4. Never trample on others on your way up, for these are the people you'll see on your way down.

5. You might be all ready and driven to chase your dreams while you're still young, but dont forget to slow down and enjoy life. You can only cope so much. You're not expected to be perfect. But you're expected to live up to your fullest potential.

6. The best survival tools you'll ever need in life is a few strong instincts, some good networking , a cockroach-like nature ( heck, have you heard they're the longest surviving creature on earth?), a few close-knitted friends who'll tell you straight to the face when you're fat (yes, the truth hurts, but only real friends will care enough to say it out) & a good pairs of shoes. : )

7. Buy on impulse. seriously. Because it never matters. I bought my 2nd laptop on impulse and sold it off in a week. I though long and hard on my very costly ikea table which looks ooh so deliciously classy, and i've used it less than 10 times. So go on, buy that 1 thing you really want, because its never much on the practicality, its the enjoyment you get from the buying process! lol.

8. Never try to understand women. You're completely wasting your time.

9. When a women is pissy, get your ass off the room. Give her some time to cool down, she'll probably realize how wrong she was. haha.

10. Admit it, men loves women who can cook. So if you suck at it, get some lessons - like now!

11. If your other half is angry at you, try sending mms of your cute nephew/niece.. bribe her with cute looking babies. Works every time.

12.Its so easy to be depressed. But it takes alot of effort to stay happy. So challenge yourself.

13. Nothing beats the monday blues than quirky dirty jokes in your mailbox, first thing in the morning from a cool colleague.

14. Never overdo your makeup. The basic powder, some eye liner , a good stroke of mascara and a bit blusher is all it takes to look au naturele. :)

15. Women likes guys with some sense of humour & who looks confident about himself. Even if you dont have it, fake it. Sooner or later, it'll feel natural, like second to nature.

to be continued...