Drink, dont drive.

Lately i realised that people do not drive courteously on the roads anymore. Or has it been this way all the while? You get ppl tailgating you like nobody's business. Whenever this happens, I always have this sudden urge to hit the brakes. But then again.. that will cause too much of a hassle for that few minutes of glory. *you kiss, you pay!* So, i've come up with a list of drivers that i hate:

1. I hate drivers that tailgate my back - too close for comfort.

2. I hate drivers that drive faster than I do. (how can???)

3. I hate drivers that drive too slow- especially when i'm running late.

4. I hate drivers that cut into my line without signalling.

5. I especially hate male drivers that do not give way when they know the other female driver is in the wrong lane.

6. I hate drivers that purposely hit the accelarator when you already signalled that you are changing lane.

7. I hate drivers that dont put on any signals. (yea, i know i have alot of issues with signalling)

8. I hate drivers that brakes too often.. cuz ill brake too..

9. I hate female drivers that drives nice cars because it makes me freakin jealous.

10. I hate any vehicle that have people behind its wheel. nah, take that!

11. I hate female cars that have stickers that reads "Princess on board" or " VIP" on it..

12. I like those that reads "Honk if you're horny" hehe..

13. I hate nice sports cars that have those really fugly looking spoilers that looks like cheap macro trolley holder on it. Spoils everything!

14. I hate cars that are not in either black, white or silver in colour.


*sigh*

Everyone should just freaking walk and leave the driving to me!





Post written at 9.53am, RHB Tower 1, level 7- workstation.

Boss, I'm still working k!! Just take a few minutes off only! :D